From Colbert Nation (the only political blog I read thoroughly. Sorry Tim, Jeffs, Jill, MTB, etc.)

On taxes: "It's important to pay your taxes, but it's just as important to pay as little tax as possible. Think of it as putting big government on a diet. The treasury is your fat friend who wants to eat your ice cream cone--but it's your cone, you worked hard for it, and you'll be damned if tubby two-by-four is going to slobber all over it." An analogy after my own heart!

Yeah, I just got back from my accountant (probably the last time since I can't afford him anymore) I'm officially below the poverty dividing line and whatever I get back from Uncle Sam is going back to the exwife, per our separation agreement.

I may be poor but I'm happy!